10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)