10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen