10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet