10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...