10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977