10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek