10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"