10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet