10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.