10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"