10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."