10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."