10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.