10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!