10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."