10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.