10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown