10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.