10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?