10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death