10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05