10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Welcome to kicker school
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson