10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel