10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers