10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris