10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.