10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester