10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.