10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd