10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak