10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"