10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.