10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.