10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."