10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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