10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.