10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.