10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz