10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."