10 Random Poker Quotes

"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery