10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow