10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!