10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss