10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.