10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha