10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.