10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown