10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones