10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth