10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.